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He who is like Napoleon, short and crazy.
Thunder Dan conquered the tennis court.
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some year 9 kid called Dan Eason. every1 calls him fat dan because he is on the large side. this is because his mum has been fattening him up ready to eat him in the great year of 2010. He is the biggest bam margera bummer ever (i got nothin agaist bam, but this kid needs to remove his small bent excuse for a dick from bams ass and return it to his pickle jar) in conclusion fat dan is a cunt and he invites people round to his house to get drunk (the brookstar mainly, when he was friends with him), they barf all over his house then his mum has a shitfit coz they barfed on his new sofa. wot a pussy.
brookstar: haha its fat dan
fat dan: meh
coop: i love you dan
brookstar: ur fucking gay coop n im gonna bang u
coop: *shits self yet again.... jesus that kid has problems*
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a lame ass guy who is obsessed with lifting weights, otherwise known as getting HUGE.
Did you see afghan dan in the gym yesterday, his arms were freakin HUGE! I swear, he thinks he is the hulk, no lie.
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Could fit a Samsung fridge in his mouth. Arms like strawberry laces. Thinks he’s someboy but you could join the spots together on his face like a McDonald’s dot to dot and his girlfriend looks like nanny mcphee.
“Wew is that dan hall and his skanky girlfriend”
“Yeah he’s quite a tard”
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Cute, chinese girl who, unfortunately was an only child and her parents would never compliment and always say that what shes done wasn't good enough. She is disturbed and maybe have a Borderline Personality Disorder (Heristic in nature).
Dan Liu is a pretty girl and is fun at first but then, the crazy begins to appear
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A kid, usually from Mississippi, who has puubes on his head and looks like he’s from Turkmenistan. He is attracted to bigger women who have a bigger dick than he does.
Look it’s Dan Shell!! He’s a faggot.
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