U cute

This is me telling you that u are cute now stfu dummy <3

Me:“U cute no cap”
You:true *lipbite*
(Now give me a kiss)<3

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U-Deu

Short for the "urinal deuce". A U-Deu (U-Doo) is defined by the act of laying a deuce, or defecating, into a urinal.

i.e. All the stalls in the Men's room were occupied, so Aurthur found an open urinal and dropped a U-Deu.

i.e. Jeff was bragging to his friends that he'd taken a U-Deu in a port-a-potty urinal on a double dog dare.

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U-Bran

The only high in fiber cereal thats cool to eat as its an anagram of 'urban'.

I eat healthy and stay popular cause I eat U-Bran! (cheesey grin, thumbs up)

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u sock

The alternative name for someone being a bad person or you hating them.

U sock at basketball

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U-6

(ECONOMICS) Total unemployed, plus all persons marginally attached to the labor force, plus total employed part time for economic reasons, as a percent of the civilian labor force plus all persons marginally attached to the labor force. Put another way, U-6 = U-3 (headline unemployment) + discouraged workers + part-time workers in need of full-time jobs.

The US Bureau of Labor Statistics regularly publishes six estimates of unemployment. The others are U-1, U-2, U-3, U-4, and U-5. Eurostat publishes one monthly estimate of unemployment for the European Union, which is approximately midway between U-3 and U-4.

The unemployment statistics for the USA are collected through a monthly Current Population Survey (CPS) (also known as the household survey) and an establishment survey.

U-6 is often referred to as "real unemployment" because it attempts to measure the total number of people who would like to have more work than they do have. Some have argued that U-6 is closer to historic measures of unemployment than U-3 is (we didn't have either during the Great Depression).

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U of Rochester

The most no name school in New York. If they give you a "scholarship" it means "MAYBE you'll get this IF you apply and get over a 4.0 and we pick you out of many other applicants. :) Yet somehow we still let in kids with a GPA of 2.5 and higher." U of Rochester probably will never be considered a real school. Ever. Where's the fun at this school? Oh right, no where, since you have a bunch of kids that could have gone elsewhere but chose a safe school cuz it costs less and is worth less.

-"Hey where are you going to school?"
-"Oh well I just got into U of Rochester."
-"So where the hell is it?"
-"Oh it's in North Ass New York, drive for about 14 hours through nothingness and you'll eventually get there!"
-"Sweet, good luck, I'm sure as hell not visiting."

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pwnage u

Over the time, on the online games, the verb TO OWN became TO PWN due to common typo from players.
Pwnage is the same thing as pwn or own
u is you
So it means own you

-Omg my im so gosu I pwnage u
-Oh my god im so good I own you

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