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National dress up as a bunny girl day.
Paiman: Hey Rocio you know what today is.
Rocio: Ugh do I have to?
Paiman: It's February 1 you have too
National fuck a red head day... because why not. You know what they say.... red on the head, fire in the bed.
Ryan: dude you'll never guess who I ran into today. She was the sexiest red head I've ever seen.
Matt: hey man, you do know what today is right?
Ryan: no what is it? It's June 1st.
Matt: it's national fuck a red head day... better get on it.
This day gays are born but they’ve hot&cute AF probably gonna be famous and rich
Ohhh girl its august 1st are you famous yet
A poor man's 6 Music.
You're listening to Radio 1. Up next, something a lot of 10-year-old girls bought last week...
A letter written in the first century A.D from the Apostle Paul to his son in the faith, Timothy. 1 Timothy is the first of two letters written to Timothy in the New Testament
also: I Timothy
1 Timothy 6:10 says "the love of money is the root of all evil"
a retarded way to write <3...aka "love"/"like". used mainly by preteen girls/gay guys when talking about the prepubescent, voice cracking, girl pants wearing "boy" of their affection.
omgz like i totally <2+1 nick.
It's a video of... you know what, I think you know the point of what I'm trying to say
1. The man is drugged so he can't move
2. he got crushed
me: hey have u seen 1 man 1 hydraulic press?
someone: no, is it like 1 man 1 jar
me: look...
Someone: watches vid...
Someone: i'm never going to look at hydraulic presses the same way again.