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Too much bones in ma hand. Rolling bones. might get a harem
Girl 1: Asher Tan is so hot, he has 206 bones in his hand
Girl 2: OMG lets join his haram
A person primarily a descendant of white trash culture.
“He’s eatin’ that Hamburger Helper out of that Cool Whip container. He’s definitely a tan bag”
so cute/pretty but in spanish ofc
you: *posts on your main story for the first time in months*
random old man who def should not have snap: "mamacita tan linda😍"
When someones face is obnoxiously red from drinking too much Bourbon
Did you see Kyles face? He has the Bourbon Tan going
When you piss on somebody else’s bed knowing they won’t be home for a couple of days so by the time they are home your piss is dried
Joe was being a asshole so I gave his bed some tan sheets
Person A: Dude I was tanning the hide with Starr today!
Person B: Wow Brett, your a badass.