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Fight your ex best friend day no matter what you think will happen. You will get your revenge on them (unless you’re the reason you are ex best friends). And you will be the most amazing person the world has ever seen.
you: it’s may 4th
ex best friend: okay?
You: *punches ex best friend in the face*
Ex best friend: *⚰️* (don’t take the ⚰️ part too seriously I don’t want it going that far)
It is national send an ass pic day
It’s May 4th so send me an ass pic
On May 4th you send nudes to anyone who asks
Person 1: Hey you should send me some nudes
Person 2: Well why?
Person 1: Because it’s May 4th National Send Nudes Day
national give your man some
head day
On may 4th ladies gotta give their man some head
May 4th is National Armpit Luke Day where if you have a friend named Luke you have to shove your pointer finger up their armpit and yell the word "armpit."
You: "Hey, Luke. It's May 4th!" Luke: "NOOOOOO" You: "ARMPITTTTTT"
May 4th Is Omni-Man appreciation Day,
"Oh hey did you hear its may 4th today?"
"Yeah its Omni-Man Appreciation Day"
“Hey, you have to send me a booth pic.” “Why?” “Because it’s may 4th send a booty pic.” “Okay, fine.”