road pizza

a dead animal in the road

Looks like those crows were after the road pizza.

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Pizza Hut

a pizza restaurant that sucks in every city except for fort wayne, indiana, where the man who owns them lives. never eat there unless you're in fort wayne.

Boy 1: Want to go to Pizza Hut?
Boy 2: Not unless we're going to the Fort.

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pizza penis

An unfortunately extreme version of a chode.

It was going really well til he took off his pants and revealed a pizza penis. Seriously, what was I expected to do with it?

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ass pizza

The gas and diarrhea that results from eating pizza. Especially occurs in individuals who are lactose intolerant.

Unfortunately I can't go to the prom as I have a bad case of ass pizza.

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pizza bowl

A bowl made out of pizza filled with tomato sauce with cheese and pepperoni on top.

For lunch today I ate a pizza bowl.

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pizza bubbles

the bubbles of doughy air that you sometimes see when first opening a pizza box.

I want the piece with the pizza bubbles!!!

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hole pizza

a woman on the rag with a yeast infection

I was so drunk last night I ate a hole pizza and didn't know it until I looked in the mirror in the morning. Yumm.

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