A 69 race is when two people in the 69 position engage in a race to see who can make the other cum first. The winner is the one who makes the other finish first. The loser MUST finish the other person off either by hand or oral.
Person 1: Dude me and Stacey had a 69-race last night.
Person 2: Who won?
Person 1: She did so I finished her off by fingering her and eating her out.
The Brunswick 69 is a 1920's era manoeuvre which consist of a cleveland steamer, performed upside down with a reverse blumpkin. Gravity forces the blumpker onto the be-seated jobee and allows a wiggling motion to create the steamer, left to right like poo on a windscreen wiper.
Named after the 20's song 'The Brunswick 69' about these sexual gymnastics:
~I'll be seeing you from the top, as I cream you off a crop, dancing gayly left to ride, my fair lady, won't you ride,
The Brunswick sixty-niiiiiine~
Room 69 is the best thing to exist
"hey man wanna chill in room 69?"
"sure dude"
h0e.for.john.mulaney.69 is my favorite mutual on TikTok. They are super sexy, smart, and have a great personality. Them and all of their mutuals are obviously better than everyone else
Hey who’s that super hot and funny girl over there?
“Oh, that’s just the creator of h0e.for.john.mulaney.69 on TikTok”
My way of memorising 150 digits of pi
Hey, this technique is easy to use! It goes like 3.14159 265 358 979 323 84 626 4 3383 27950 2884 1971 69 3993 75105 82097 4944 59230 78164 062 862 0899 86280 34825 34211 7067 98214 808651 32823 066 470938 44 609 5505 82231 72 535 94 08128! It's like an easier way to identify patterns.
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