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What you get when you're finally back to the pay you earned pre-COVID.
Hey guys, my employer just gave me a COVID raise, so I can finally quit working 3 jobs to cover my expenses and bills!
What you get when you're finally back to the pay you earned pre-COVID.
Hey guys, my employer just gave me a COVID raise, so I can finally quit working 3 jobs to cover my expenses and bills!
The weird manipulation of the perception of time during the covid-19 lockdown
"You remember when school started? Was it last week? Week before that? Earlier this week? Eh, covid time, you know how it is"
"Yep, covid time"
The time distortion in your memory because of the disruption and stress caused by the pandemic.
The Beirut explosion happened a month ago? It was a month in real time, and a week in COVID Time.
When the double crises of military coup and Covid-19 pandemic could push half of the population of Myanmar, one of Asia’s poorest countries, below the poverty line of $1.10 a day, by completely wiping out the progress the country has made in reducing poverty over the last one and a half decades.
With ongoing protests against the military rule in which thousands of blue- and white-collar workers have gone on strike with the aim of disrupting the economy and unseating the coup leaders, would Burma ever recover from the Covid-🇲🇲 crisis without a people’s revolution to kick the military junta out of the political system?
A sink found in a washroom or laundry room. Common use of the sink includes washing COVID germs from your epidermis prior to entering the sanitized clean room of a home. Typically resembles a utility sink, but not to be confused as the COVID sink has magical antibacterial properties. Should be surrounded by hand sanitizer, Clorox wipes, and Lysol spray.
Welcome to our home, please wash the germs from your person in our COVID sink.
What Agent Smith gives everybody in the matrix sequels. Matrix COVID is usually spread through an Agent Smith clone (these clones are infected people). A person who is infected with Matrix COVID has black semen that if touched, will infect the,pm. This semen usually leaks onto their hands if an infected person touches someone who isn’t infected. The semen will cover the person’s body and a Smith will emerge from the cum.
Though Smith can infect anybody, he usually goes for women. Matrix COVID is anywhere: Hospitals, nightclubs, even your own house! People who are dead can not be infected, so you should probably become an hero if you don’t want Matrix COVID, but getting it is like becoming An Hero except there is no body left over.
The black puddle on the floor reminds Sophia that if she touches it, she will get Matrix COVID