Dr. Magic is about to set himself on fire, jump off a bridge,
get eaten by sharks, play poker, rob a bank, AND sleep with a woman ALL in 5 minutes. Don't try this at home. Because he's cooler than you.
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How Toronto Mayor Rob Ford defines his relationship with his wife
"It said I wanted to eat her pussy. I never said that. I've got more than enough to eat at home."
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To skip the "bases". To skip foreplay.
I just got a home run with Cindy!
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New movie, published July 3rd, 2010 in South Africa
IMDB
Messi Come-Home
Actor: Lionel Messi
Director: Dieago Armando Maradona
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to take a crap or a dump. usually very large
"Hey, where is Bob?"
"He's in the bathroom sending home a Texan"
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A large cheese pizza that you plan on consuming entirely by yourself.
"My bitch is out for the night, so I snagged a 12 pack and a home alone special."
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A Meteorite-Walk-home is when one is walking home after many alcoholic beverages and the stability and co-ordination of that persons walk is almost as if they are walking through a meteorite shower that only they can see, involving staggering, tripping and the occasional fall.
"Oh my, Natalie is so drunk I think she may be in for a heavy Meteorite-walk-home later"
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