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To skip the "bases". To skip foreplay.
I just got a home run with Cindy!
New movie, published July 3rd, 2010 in South Africa
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Messi Come-Home
Actor: Lionel Messi
Director: Dieago Armando Maradona
to take a crap or a dump. usually very large
"Hey, where is Bob?"
"He's in the bathroom sending home a Texan"
A large cheese pizza that you plan on consuming entirely by yourself.
"My bitch is out for the night, so I snagged a 12 pack and a home alone special."
A Meteorite-Walk-home is when one is walking home after many alcoholic beverages and the stability and co-ordination of that persons walk is almost as if they are walking through a meteorite shower that only they can see, involving staggering, tripping and the occasional fall.
"Oh my, Natalie is so drunk I think she may be in for a heavy Meteorite-walk-home later"
Possible the worst and most painful experience you will ever have. Can Cause: negative effects while dating, frustration and insanely uncontrollable anger, guaranteed permanent damage for rest of life. GET OUT!
Better to live on street with bum than living at home with mom.
Something every girl texts/says to their boyfriend while they're busy.
Girlfriend: "Wanna come over?"
Boyfriend: "Can't. I'm stuck in traffic."
Girlfriend: "I'm home alone. ;)"
Boyfriend: *Plays "Move Bitch" by Ludacris to max volume while driving over every car in front of them*