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Painfully perfect

Someone who is so perfect but you can't tell them for some reason

"That girl is painfully perfect!"

"What does that mean!?"

"It means I think perfect but it's painful that I can't tell her I think it"

by The forgotten one September 2, 2014


Perfection Paralysis

when you can't seem to make any progress on your w.i.p. because your standards exceed your current skill level.

artist; i know this one part on this drawing doesn't look right, but nothing i try makes it look better, and i feel like i can't move on to other projects until i do.

friend; sounds like you got a bad case of perfection paralysis, my friend. you should find a different way to do it that's more familiar, or buckle down and do some studies, then come back to it. or, y'know, just accept it's not gonna be perfect and finish it anyway. maybe you can re-do it in a couple years to show how you've improved.

by AlphaGodith January 10, 2022


Education Perfect

A hub for the smartest kids in your school to spend hours a day grinding questions to earn meaningless points that contribute absolutely nothing at all to anything. You could grind that French EP for hours a day to get 2000 points but how about you get of discord, take a shower, and touch grass instead of your dick for once. And no, just because you spoke to a woman once it doesn't mean you're special in any way.

Smart Kid: YO I HAVE SO MANY POINTS ON EDUCATION PERFECT I AM BETTER THAN YOU
Chad: Stfu young one

by CheeseGrater69420 May 5, 2022


Perfect Six

About the ugliest you'll go when it comes to slaying time. Usually has a sexy body with one or two major flaws.

I'm gonna fuck Sarah. She might have a ski slope nose and pepperoni nipples, but overall she's hot as fuck.

Yea dude, do it. She's a perfect six.

by reallifedefz May 16, 2016


perfect seven

When you have sex with all of the seven dwarfs.... And do grumpy twice on a sunday

Ah mate, I'm on my way to the perfect seven. Watch yourself grumpy

by 107xty February 25, 2016


the perfect nut

When a man (or woman) once in a long time finally achieves the orgasm (or ejaculation) called, "The Perfect Nut."

Jimmy has not masturbated in a month. After waiting awhile, he finally releases the perfect nut one night.

by Guy with a dick October 6, 2017


Amanda Perfect

A bad person that people just let walk all over them for some reason. Someone that is convinced that they are more important than everyone else around them. This person is manipulative and narcissistic. To other people an Amanda Perfect like a God. Jesus. Know it all. Teacher's Pet. An Amanda Perfect will say things about you behind your back. You'll find out. Yet, you'll remain friends. You just let Amanda Perfect say and do as she pleases. An Amanda Perfect likes recognition from authority.

If Amanda perfect were here, she would be sitting on her ass while her boss did all the work.

by Empethany Vale July 20, 2021