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Horn Virginity is when you have never honked the car horn at someone while driving.
"I haven't used my horn virginity yet!"
"Don't make me lose my horn verginity?!"
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When you’ve lost your virginity, but the lights were off, and you couldn’t see the other person. Therefore, see no evil, do no evil.
(Person 1) Woah man, you lost your virginity to Jack last night?!
(Person 2) Yeah, but the lights were off, so I still have virgin eyes.
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That state of innocence in which you live until you have to pay your first income tax, insurance premium or legal fee.
I'm going to lose my financial virginity this month. Not looking forward to it.
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You become 'Half-A-Virgin'... or use the excuse, because you've tried VERY VERY VERY hard to remain pure. But have this one experience when a dick 'may or may not have' entered a place it wasn't supposed to.
Hence, you are 'half'. It was in there, but not long enough for it to take away your virginity.
Person K: So has anyone ever had a PIECE OF YOUR PIE?!
Person A: No. I'm Half-A-Virgin.
Person K: How is that possible?!
Person A: Maybe you should check out UrbanDictionary, to answer that question.
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The noob who chooses the Elite over the Spartan on Halo Live.
I just merked that virgin elite with a headshot because his stupid fucking virgin elite head is 20 times bigger than the Spartan's.
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A first time attendee of the Starwood Festival. First experience with polyamory and or casual sex lifestyle may be implied.
Last year I was a Starwood virgin. Can I be one again this year if I didn't get laid.
Blood coming from the mouth after giving deep throat. Also comes after long oral sex sessions that involves thrust into the throat.
My throat virginity was taken after giving my boyfriend oral sex.