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The Cheeto Army is an army made of very cool people. The leader of the Cheeto army is a very cool guy called sludge! They have tried to stop people such as Meowbahh.
Hey George, I joined The Cheeto Army.
It’s like dad bod but with more knee pain
Dude, ever since getting out of the military, I hate running because of my Army bod. Everything just hurts.
A person who, somehow, gets paid 3x your salary to recruit graduating high school students for military activities that contribute nothing of society.
Jeff had a month left in school before the army recruiter showed up at his door, offering to pay his college tuition in favor of his service.
A serving member who thinks that those who didn't enlist in their generation earlier are soft, entitled or woke. Army Boomers are the type to obsess over old school figures real/fictional like R Lee Ermey or John Rambo.
They are:
- Hypocritical in demanding respect when they have disrespected people who served for their race, gender or even sexual orientation and other characteristics.
- Willfully ignorant in realizing that times are changing and that it is a soldier's duty to adapt to changing conditions but rather than adapt or quit they choose to complain without taking action.
- Arrogant in thinking that being in the military makes you better than a civilian which defeats the narrative that the military is a selfless service. Often they carry an insecurity towards their own masculinity which manifests in being really defensive over criticism of the organization they serve or the need to say they served.
- In denial of recognizing that the past generations that served were not perfect and often romanticized those days despite not necessarily living in those days.
- always bragging about past accomplishments and yet can't conveniently name any accomplishments now. Always obsessing with the past which is a red flag that they think abuse is discipline or an old school way which is an admission that they approved or practiced the methods in the past.
Sgt: fucking snowflakes, back in my day we didn't have to talk about feelings and we had to take it like real soldiers! The last good soldier was in the 1980s.
Pvt: What's wrong with the Sergeant?
Cpl: Ahh don't worry, he's just being an army Boomer.
A group of nonsensical human beings known for their ability to curse all new members with the onslaught of memes and managing to turn a birthday channel into an NSFW
I joined the WooHoo Army, and now i am cursed for life
That one guy that magically seems to be able to do literally anything.
"You're seriously going into another work field? Jesus, one day you're gonna become a Swiss Army Guy."
An ARMY (referring to a fan of South Korean boyband, BTS) who still uses old and outdated jokes relating to BTS.
These collection of jokes are likely to have formed around 2013-2016.
Typically you see this type of ARMY among newer people in the fanbase, younger people in the fanbase, or ARMYs who simply are just stuck in the past and need to move on.
These inside jokes within the fandom can be quite controversial as many of them mock the boyband's Korean accents and their attempts on learning English or insult some of the members personally. Therefore, it is preferred to back away from these dead memes and leave it in the past.
List of no-jam jokes include:
"Jimin, you got no jams."
"Hey! Stob it!"
"I hate snakeu."
"I love hamburger and sprite!"
"International playboy!"
"J-horse" "Taelien"
"Beach? B*tch."
"Infires man!"
"Jin is the eomma of BTS! He has more jams than Jimin does."
"Stop stereotyping the boys. I hate no-jams ARMY..."