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army girlfriend

smells like flowers but is made of steel

I am an army girlfriend and i am strong.

by thetruth2017 August 23, 2018


Dark Army

The Dark Army is a term referring to all or a large group of black people. Although there isn't a white army or a Mexican Army, the Dark Army is the most powerful and should not be messed with. If you're not part of it, you can either support it or not support it, however, if you don't support it you will become an enemy.

Oh no, the Dark Army is going to jump us!

Who are those guys?
They're the Dark Army, of course!

I do not support the Dark Army.
You don't support black people???

by AcefluxJordina July 31, 2023


Army gang

40 ave army gang/ag started by ynw juvy money gang army gang sushii gang

Army gang on top

by Ynwelibaby1k July 29, 2023


Ptolemaic Army

An enemy faction in Metal Slug 5. Their motives are somewhat unclear, probably their goal is world domination through dark occult terror. Unlike the typical Green Army Men aka Rebels you encounter in almost Metal Slug series, the Ptolemaic Army has more distinctive ranking system, deadlier tactics, and improved military equipment.

Types of Ptolemaic Army infantry:

- Guerrilla, wearing olive-brownbattledress and red bandana scarves. Specialized on outdoor combats.

- Special forces. Expert on room clearings, and sneak attacks. Seen wearing black gears and gas masks.

- Special forces diver. Marine units armed with spear guns.

- Officer. Men dressesd in blue-gray uniforms. They rarely engage combats. Officers often summon and command

mechanized infantry units. After that officers will flee away. Somewhat they take more shots to kill than others.

- Cultists. Masked guys in various hoods who practice the Ptolemaic cult and commanding battles. Only armed with low-velocity spore pistols.

Have you noticed why Metal Slug 5 game over screen lacks of helmet on it? Perhaps the character and Ptolemaic Army soldiers alike do not wear such helmet?

by Nijihara Kalinin April 25, 2020


marching the army

A stylish way to say you're gunna jerk off or that you jerked off!

1. I'm plannin on marching the army tonight to some lesbian porn!
2. I marched the army all over my room last night!

by Sadman101 September 29, 2018


helmet army

Can be found in every skateboard video comment section, these are the types of people who spam every video about importance of the most lifesaving item of them all, a plastic made in china helmet, they will swear by their life on benefits of wearing a helmet 24/7 while skating although it seems like most of them wear a helmet at all times judging by how devout they are on spamming every skateboard video that includes a skater without a helmet on HOW IMPORTANT A HELMET IS AND HOW STUPID YOU ARE FOR NOT WEARING ONE LOOK HOW BETTER I AM AHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!1111111

John is cruising around town on a longboard
Some retard:HEY WHERE'S YOUR HELMET YOU'LL FALL AND DIE AND EARTH WILL OPEN AND EAT YOU WOAH ARE YOU SKATING WITHOUT A HELMET!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!? DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS IT IS CRUISING WITHOUT A HELMET DUDE?!?!?!!?!?! WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPID BRO COME ON BRO WEAR A HELMET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Another 50 people spam the exact same thing over and over and over again
John: Jesus these helmet army guys are real SOB

by Kaprisas June 23, 2020


ana de army

A woman who is in the military. Often used as a propaganda tool to enlist lonely men.

Don’t let that video of that army girl make you enlist, she’s an Ana de army!

by ChefCheg October 11, 2023