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The act of flopping yourself down onto a carpeted floor and going through the same motions that you would to make a snow angel. This is usually attempted and/or accomplished while intoxicated. Depending on your attire, or lack thereof, this process can cause some substantial carpet burns.
Also, depending on the depth of the carpet, you may or may not actually see angelic-shaped results.
Chris was so piss drunk on hard cider, he dropped down and started doing carpet angels.
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An individual who appears to be nice and kind, but turns out to be a complete monster once you point out something that they don't want you to. Often times these are the people who can (or at least think they can) get away with all sorts of crimes. Many times unless you have a great deal of evidence to the contrary against such an individual, almost nobody will believe you. In rare cases in which others do believe you, the false angel will do everything in their power to discredit you. A false angel will pretend to be nice simply to get you to do something they would rather not do themselves; or to get something from you. They’re manipulative, with poor morals/values, if any. These individuals bring others great joy when they get their comeuppance. Some base traits of false angels are their aloofness, their lack of conscience, the fact that they are all backstabbers & have exceptional acting skills. Frequently false angels are also Assholes & extremely petty. Despite the fact that every false angel's at least shown their true nature to at least one person, they somehow manage to convince everyone around them they're an angel. False angels rely on deceiving people into thinking they're better in some way. They do this by advertising themselves as being kind, funny, trustworthy, the ever so vague cool, smart, honest, or pretty; with most claiming to possess all of these traits at once. In each case, the false angel is lying about either most, or all of these traits.
Individual 1: I thought individual x was an angel until they stabbed me in the back and took everything that I have ever worked for. What a false angel!
Individual 2: What! Individual x would never do such a thing! You're crazy!
Individual x: *Sobs* and I thought you were my friend Individual 1! You're just jealous because I'm so pretty!
Individual 2: How dare you individual 1! Can't you see how much you've hurt poor, innocent Individual x! Don't worry Individual x, I'll make sure that *insert insult here* never does such a thing again!
Individual x: *Cheekily smiles at Individual 1.*
Individual 1: Did you not see that?!!
Individual 2: *Looks at individual x.*
Individual x: *Sobbing* They're just cr-cr-crazy. I just don't understand why they h-h-hate meee!
Individual 2: You're disgusting individual 1.
After it happens to Individual 2: Good grief Individual 1! You were right about individual x! I wish I had believed you sooner!
Individual 1: Told you so. A total false angel.
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A "city" in Southern California that really will, seriously, sink into the Pacific Ocean one day. That isn't just a joke, most geologist say it will happen. That is probably why every other city in America is sending all of its assholes there, so that when it does sink, the USA will be free of the worst of it's citizens. For whatever reason, LA likes to think it is in the same league as cities like New York and London. It isn't even close. If the San Adreas fault doesn't crack and send Los Angeles plumiting to the bottom of the ocean within the next 20 years, I suggest that we evacuate the 20 or so good people out of it and use it as a nuclear testing site. It already resembles and has the air quality of one, might as well make it official
Los Angeles is going to sink into the Pacific ocean one day, THANK GOD!
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in a nutshell from a Native.
Mid-City is TRUE LA
Hancock Park > Beverly Hills
Pacific Palisades > Malibu
HOLLYWOOD IS NOT A CITY: its a rat infested hell hole with prostitutes everywhere. TOURISTS: DO NOT GO EAST OF VINE
Long Beach and Compton (CPT/LBC) are independent Municipalities NOT part of the city.
Latte sippers live around 3rd/Fairfax at Park La Brea aka "Hipster Projects"
while in LA YOU MUST VISIT DINOS CHICKEN ON PICO/BERENDO In Mid-City
Everything West of Century Park West is West LA
Everything East of Alameda doesn't matter
Dodgers Stadium is SAFE.
UCLA > University of South Central
*YES, USC IS IN SOUTH CENTRAL ITS SOUTH OF DOWNTOWN.
Tommys on Rampart/Beverly. (locals only)
north of wilshire 10 million dollar homes, exactly across the street 500,000 dollar townhomes
dont go below the "10" if you dont acually need to go there
People in Mid-City/Downtown walk mostly everywhere
Bacon Wrapped Hot Dogs on Wilshire.
The Redline is for tourists and valley people
THE VALLEY IS NOT THE CITY, ITS A SUBURB.
the stereotypes you hate are arrogant transplants. i have more in common with transplant new yorkers than i do with someone from Madison Wisconsin.
WE DONT DRINK LATTES, TRANSPLANT MID-WESTERNERS DO.
WE DRINK ICED COFFEE.
next to New York, Los Angeles is the second greatest place on earth.
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1.The hottest man you will ever see.
2.One of THE best illusionists ever.
3.A MINDFREAK
OMG Criss Angel is soooooo hot!!!!!
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When you take a shit and the water splashes you asshole and/or tant.
i took a shit and got touched by an angel.
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Angel is gay, he'll cry for a sweater the left at his cousin's house. He'll cry when he "fights".
Angel
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