August 22nd

The day all beautiful, ass beating dick sucking, freaks are born. Also the most expensive and gifted.

Jake: uh-oh Tomorrow is August 22nd when all the hoes are born
Jaden: That’s my birthday!
Jake: I know

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August 1

Today August 1 is Send Nudes Day. Whoever you send this to has to exchange nudes with you.

Person 1: hey it’s August 1 Send Nudes Day

Person 2: ok let's send nudes to each other

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august 21

the day the party girl was born mckenzie

Awwww, that girl must have been born in august 21!

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August 22nd

The day where all disappointments are created. It may be a bad TV show, a terrible meal, or an accidental child. It is a day of regret and misfortune.

Joe: Ugh tomorrow is August 22nd it's disappointment day
Lynn: Hey! Tomorrow is my birthday
Joe: Exactly

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25th august

national cat boy day! Let your boyfriend or a friend be your Catboy!

“Hey John! isn’t it 25th August? “
“Yeah it is, can you be my catboy?”

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1 August

This day is where a simpanzee was born. It is a really special day for all Monkeys and Simps.

1 August : Oh your such a simpanzee

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August 3rd

An emo girls birthday-

: "Hey isn't it august 3rd? The emos birthday?
: "Oh yeah man I just realized because she doesn't exist that much."

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