abey baby

a very tall, and VERY good looking testosterone filled male. often a name that women scream while reaching the climax of a sexual encounter with the widely known "Abram." be forewarned that being around such a creature could result in any of the following...

- love at first sight
- feeling lightheaded
- extreme horniness
- uncontrollable sweating

when with the "abey baby," it is recommended to claim your territory on him when any curious females walk by, or the other woman may snatch him right from underneath your finely pedicured nails

"like oh my gawddddd, did you see that guy at the mall? he was SUCH an abey baby!"

"oh... oh... oh.... ABEY BABY!!!"

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Baby Baked

Being extremely high or baked off of marijuana.

Dude, Im baby baked!

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baby boomer

A funnel for the wealth of the Greatest Generation into the pockets of Target Store shareholders.

Help this baby boomer take their shopping cart full of tinsel out to their Tiguan.

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drain babies

Semen ejaculated while in the shower.

I was in the shower and shot a load of drain babies that would've made Jenna Jameson gag.

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kiss the baby

it means that's a wrap; it's over. it is not telling your buddies to f off, this phrase it very versatile and has no negative context.

if you tryin to pick up that girl you can kiss the baby, she is coming home with me tonight.

i just got the sniper rifle in halo, kiss the baby

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baby dick

adult penis being same size or smaller than a babies penis

my baby dick is only 2 inches when fully erect and im 26 yrs old. (true)

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Amazing Baby

When the success of a person or organization is disproportionate to their talent, or the quality of their work.

When fame outweighs talent.

The band we saw last night was a total amazing baby, they drew a large crowd but their music was awful.

Despite the movie's high budget it was a complete amazing baby, receiving poor reviews from dissatisfied viewers.

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