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Eating a woman’s vagina while she’s on the commode, i.e. an active shithole; the female equivalent of a blumpkin.
Danielle called me in the bathroom yesterday while she was taking a shit and asked if I wanted to eat at the Haitian clam bake!
The act of farting in a half full can of pringles.
I once let my friend eat a thrice baked potato.
The act of gas torching (crop dusting) a group of people. Usually, inside a hot vehicle, an enclosed room or a sauna. The Auschwitz easy bake is named after the infamous Nazi gas chambers and Jew ovens at Auschwitz.
Marcy wanted a cake so I whipped up an auschwitz easy bake. She puked for an hour straight.
When a person opens a computer tower, shits inside, then closes the case.
That gentleman has performed a Kansas Easy Bake on my computer I think I'll clap that bitch ass nigga then Lion King his dad.
When you ejaculate in a woman and come back the next day to perform cunnilingus and taste the previous days activities.
Jenn forgot to take a shower last night and I accidentally gave her a Georgia clam Bake this morning.
A hair-brained, retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual
Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today? How to force Hilary Clinton out of power?
the best girlfriend on the planet and i’m so thankful to have her
“is that your gf? yeah pretty right 😎”
but i have to include-baked bean <3