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When you take 4 and a half banana peels and stuff the. inside the womans belly button. then you proceed to sing karma chameleon while pouring jello into the females anus. then obama walks in naked and everyone dies. penis juice is sprayed everywhere.
Last night, I got to 1,000,000,000,000th base with that crazy asian girl. She looked like an elephant on acid.
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the word ass basing mean, when one lights his/her farts on fire. this can be a very dangerious thing as a male can loose a testical!!!!
hey jack do you wanna go ass basing with me?? Jack: nahh man i dont do that anymore since my cousin loose a nut from it!! Friend: o well im sorry to hear that.. well see ya im ganan go ass base!
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When you are about to have sex with your hoe and your penis turns into a broom and the only thing to do is to beat that hoe down.
Jerry: "Awww dude, last night me and sandra got to 3.14159265th Base"
Michael: "That's a shame, nobody wants that"
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Holding hands. There is a common misconception that there are only four bases in a relationship, but there are 5. The 5th is the best, cause holding hands is a sign of simplicity and amazingness.
Aw! They're so sweet when they're in the Omega base!
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Step 1. Get more shitfaced than you've ever been in your entire life.
Step 2. Find someone you've only ever met once, like that one massive bitch from highschool who always used to fuck that one fuckmuffin at school but everyone secretly wanted to fuck anyway.
Step 3. Using telepathy to brainwash her and/or the threat of killing her entire family with your jackhammer shoes, get her drunk off her ass.
Step 4. Go back in time and double check that she's still a good lay while she's drunk.
Step 5. Come back to the present. If step 4 showed she's no good in bed while drunk, start over at step 1.
Step 6. If step 4 showed that she's still good in bed even while drunk, engage in at least 17.32 bases with her.
Step 7. Eat pi.
Step 8. Eat pie.
Step 9. Use your reality warping superpowers to bring comic book and/or video game characters to life that you want to fuck.
Step 10. Fuck the characters you brought to life in step 9.
Step 11. Repeat at least 41 more times.
Step 12. Engage in base 42.
Craig: "Yo, Jake, you'll never guess where I've been for the past week and a half."
Jake: "You're absolutely right, Craig. I won't guess."
Craig: "Fine. Whatever. I'll just tell you. I got to 78th base."
Jake: "... What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Why are we even friends? And how the fuck do you even eat pi?"
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When you fuck a midget hanging from a chandelier while playing Sia: Chandelier
Todd: Did you hit 211 Base yet?
Jerry: Nah, man Sheryll said that's waay tooo kinky for her liking.
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