Eagle River High School

Eagle River High school is in Eagle River Alaska.

A high school where half of the students are either stoners or religious people's. At this school people will stab you in the back. One minute you will be friends the next you won't talk to each other at all. There are a lot of clicks at this school and everybody talks shit about each other. If possible avoid this school. Lots of hate is this place and is the worst place high school ever. The teachers won't teach you a thing and you will come out dumber then you came in. But its really easy to find weed here. Choose your friends carefully

I went to Ealge River High School for 4 years and i wanted to murder myself.

I went to Eagle River High School and i changed friends more then swing dancers do partners.

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up the river

A term used for when someone kills themself by cutting vertically up their arm

What happened to that girl?

She took a trip up the river.

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black river public school

A really cool learning center that every other high school in the Holland Michigan area loves to hate for basically no reason, i mean yeah there are some retarded kids but u will find nerdy 110 pound walking textbooks anywhere if u look hard enough.

"what high school do you go to"

"oh, i go to black river public school"

"fag"

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Spanish River High School

School in Boca that actually isn’t that bad because literally all the teachers are super nice but you end up hating the school because all of the white “wood field rich kids” are annoying af and think their the shi, or the white/Hispanic kids who try to act ghetto and say the N word and no one does anything about it. Literally everyone in the school tries to fit in or act “cool” by doing drugs in the bathroom 24/7 but that’s fine because then the normal kids who actually care about their life will actually get into a good college because all the drug addicts will either all be dead by their 20s or ruin their life and not be able to fix it. Also everyone in this school either all looks the same or their ugly there is only that 5% of kids who are actually decent and the school is filled with thirsty guys trying to get laid or girls that are hoes and just want to show of there 13 year old body’s that aren’t even developed. In conclusion the school isn’t a bad school if you were able to remove all the annoying ass kids and only leave like the 60 normal people.

Guy 1: Yo you know Spanish River High School

Guy 2: oh ya that one school filled with those white wanna be rich kids

72 virgins and a river of wine

"72 virgins and a river of wine" is a phrase based off of an unverified hadith in Islam. It refers to some description of heaven, which *may* have "72" maiden women and a river of alcohol-free wine.

However, this hadith is unverified and very shaky. Some scholars say it might even be fabricated, as more trustable sources say 2 maiden women, not 72.

Family guy said there would be 72 virgins and a river of wine, but really there is only 2 maiden women and a river of water.

james river high school

james river high school is your local poor kids hangout, located in the shit-pits of botetourt county, virginia. this hellhole we call home is the best (and only) 2A-and-slowly-dwindling-down-to-1A public school (as a matter of fact it's the only school) you'll find within about a hundred-mile-radius.

It's also the number one place to turn to if you're looking for any of the following:
a. pot
b. potheads
c. poor kids
d. eons-old teachers
e. various other drugs besides pot
f. a lousy football team
g. lousy bleachers
h. shitty school spirit
i. great pep club spirit?
j. furries
k. roaches
l. old cheesesticks behind the auxiliary gym bleachers
m. roughly two albinos
n. more roaches
o. ants
p. other, more bizzare things
q. the list could go on forever really

Some fun facts about the place:
1. Half of the seniors are about 8 feet tall
2. Every single male in the building can be found clad in a unicorn onesie on Pajama Day
3. There's a couple of teachers and some janitor dude who tell all the freshmen every year that there's a James River ghost
4. There is no ghost
5. Everyone hates the 2021-2022 freshman class
6. various, extremely strange items can be found in the many bathrooms around the school
7. if you ever meet JJ Halstead ask him about the piss bandit it's worth it

(if y'all don't accept this as a definition i swear i will sick jerry on you)

girl 1: "you go to lb?"
girl 2: "yeah"
girl 1: "i feel bad for you"
girl 2: "you go to james river high school?"
girl 1: "yes"
girl 2: "DAMN HONEY i feel bad for YOU"

River ridge middle school

River ridge middle school is ass

First of all we got racist ass and homophobic people here. Like do I need to go on? Plus on top of that people complain about the dress code when I haven’t heard or seen on person get dress coded

Plus the people in the school are 🍑

Somebody: river ridge middle school sucks 🍑

Legit everybody else: yes.