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When a woman stops shaving, and her leg hair grows in to its natural state.
Did you see that girl at the swim meet? She had leg beards.
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Said in disbelief, usually in reply to a potentially preposterous or unlikely statement, but can also be in recognition of an act.
Emphasis must be on the "ee" sound of both words, and accompanied by a stroking of the chin, regardless of presence or lack of own facial hair.
see variations at: Beee-aaard, bard, itchy chin, Jimmy, Jimmy Hill
Synonym: "yeah, right!"
Mr. A: My dick is 17.5 inches.
Mr. B: GrEEEEEn BEEEErd
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Exceptionally good, or necessary.
Medal of Honor has unlockable beards? UNLOCKABLE BEARDS!
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Used to show that a supposed method of beard growth is a scam and actually won't help you grow a beard at all. The phrase is parodied off the "the cake is a lie" meme.
Salesman: Excuse me, but I couldn't help notice that pitiful excuse for facial hair that's attached itself to your jaw. Might I interest you in trying some Miracle Beard Grow? It's only $29.99 a jar.
Guy: *rubs face insecurely* Uh...well...
Good Samaritan passing by: The beard is a lie.
Guy: No thanks. *walks away*
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When two bearded men french kiss.
"I like to watch bear porn for all the beard wrestling."
"My boyfriend and I grew beards so we could beard wrestle."
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Full-to-Medium length hair left on the scrotum after trimming or shaving has clearly been done to the major part of the pubic area.
Roxanne: So me and Ted finally did it.
Sheila: Does he "shave"?
Roxanne: Yeah. Well, sort of. He still had a Sack Beard.
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When two men with thick beards embrace each other by rubbing each others' beards up against the others' respective beard. This action is done amongst good friends and is another way of greeting as opposed to a traditional hug.
Hey Jay!
How's it going?
Not bad - not bad. Beard hug!
<Beard Hug ensues and conversation continues as if nothing strange happened>
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