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Not worthy of being on this story

basically when y’all just aren’t fun enough or seem fun enough to be on this story

she was so not worthy of being on this story

by @heyyloser April 29, 2021


being a cougar

when you’re a woman who can’t stay away from younger men

“Maybe you should try dating older guys”
Nah, being a cougar is the best”

by Anna Wilogest October 30, 2023


being the elite

A series created by the elite (matt and nick Jackson and Kenny Omega) with Multiple inside jokes like "this is the worst town ive ever been in" #joindarkorder and DO YA?! Airs every Monday also known as BTE

Did you watch BTE yesterday? Yeah it was great Being the elite is really good

by Memeboi22 December 27, 2019


BEING RUNG DOWN

It is a FUTURE NUMBER ONE SONG written from my 1:11 ANUS MUSK DREAMS sleeping on the CONCRETE somewhere in the GOOGLEPLEX that would sound DAMN GOOD on my HEY DAY TARGET SPEAKER inside the ATM MACHINE LOCATIONS anywhere filling that BANK with super PERFECT SOUND as CHASE ING MY ASSHOLE:PURSE MUSK DREAMS.

DUE TO YOUR PEDOPHILIA ANAL ALAN all your WONDERFUL WRITTEN SONGS and anything else GOES TO THE SCALES OF JUSTICE DISCRETION DIRECTIONS WITH INSTRUCTIONS because of your NO COMPUNCTION.

Songs in songwriter form go in the SEWER RAIN but ADAM NOAH LEVINE and MAROON FIVE before he just RETIRES will SING HIS FINAL NUMBER one SONG as now I LOVE EVERYONE I will give you the chorus that is why the song will sit long time at HOT 100 number on.e and HERE WE GO....BEING RUNG DOWN ,MOVING THAT MOVING THAT MOVING THAT FROWN TRAVELING , TRAVELING UP AND DOWN SEXUAL LIGHT DID YOU HEAR THAT SOUND, OOOOOOH AHHHHHH ASSH0LE NOT PENELOPE LICKING HER ASS GETTING CAUGHT EVERYBODY WATCHING BEING RUNG DOWN.I AM NOT SORRY...JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 15, 2021


being a Greg

"Being around them is like trying to catch a butterfly in a storm: they're always late, their attention span is as short as a squirrel's, and their texts are like a maze of run-on sentences designed to confuse and confound."

I was hanging out with my buddy Smiles last night but he was being a “being a GREG

by Csorrenti May 14, 2024


assistant manager at being vegan

A little bitch that doesn't have any skills so they whine on the internet about how eating meat is animal cruelty

PETA went all assistant manager at being vegan when they couldn't get people to stop hunting.

by Alaric I August 18, 2014


I don’t remember our rent being due

This sentence is an idiomatic expression referring to someone who is expressing an extreme need for money as soon as possible as if their rent was due, this can materialize in working extra hard for your money and or doing extreme begging.

This sentence can also be used as a question, "Is your rent due?" meaning "Do you need money?",

as a statement, "Bro's rent is due" or "Rent was/is due" meaning "That man really needs money" or "I really need money"

and as a adverb, "Bro is acting like his rent is due" meaning "He's working very hard to earn that money, almost like his rent is due."

Guy 1: *Doing extreme stunts while panhandling"
Guy 2 (roommate): "What the hell is this guy doing? I don’t remember our rent being due."

Guy 1: "PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY"
Guy 2: "Is your rent due?"

Guy 1: "I'll do anything for 10 dollars!"
Guy 2: "Bro's rent is due"

Guy 1: *Starts breakdancing widely on cardboard behind a tip jar*
Guy 2 "Bro is acting like his rent is due"

by coeryxtynt September 6, 2024