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The very definition of badass, redneck, hunter, fisherman, coon slayer, confederate, auto mechanic, and pedophile.
Ben *Badass* Mallory, born in 100,000,000B.C., was the original creator of the universe. Forged through fire and coltanium, the strongest metal on earth he made his legendary K20 that he never drives with his bare hands, and created the tech shop where his K20 gets all of its powers.
Ben is also the hardest working individual you can ever meet. He's constantly busy 24/7 and can NEVER be bothered with.
Ben Mallory can get all the women too, whatever he likes, but he usually goes for the younger ones like 1-14 years old. Ben loves em young he says. He likes when they ain't stong enough to get away from him
Ben Mallory drove his K20 to the playground where he gets all the children at
A kid who smokes way to much weed and thinks his dick is so big even tho everyone knows the truth. pretends to be tough but is actually a pussy. Lies in every sentence. Gets away with everything. Some other names are “big nigga”, “180 lbs of pure pretend black”
“Yo bro I met this cool guy last night, but it turns out he’s a Ben Chernoff”
“Damn bro that sucks”
Ben Rich is a boss man and is a world class weather man. He also enjoys an occasional cheeky Nando’s with the lads and looks like Peter Whitfield.
When he is 1st seen on camera, a celebration is required.
Ben Rich provides weather forecasts
An ungodly creature, he had beaten the likes of speed, Hitler, jesus and even your mother, he is ruthless truly a barbarian.
"talking been is no more then an ant for the likes of me"-jesus
"HoHoHo, no"-Talking Ben
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Some guy who is objectively inferior to Shen Bapiro.
Shen Bapiro > Ben Shapiro
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Rhyming slang - someone who loses his shit the minute the pressure is put on him
You can't count on Rico in a prison riot - he goes all ben hunt whenever there's any trouble and will fail to back you up.
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The part of the foreskin that is removed during a circumcision.
The Brit leaned forward and sucked up the ben shapiro completing the circumcision.
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