anti boob

boobs which face in the wrong direction. they take they form of a flat chested woman with massive shoulder blades, giving the impression her boobs face the wrong way.... girls find this insulting when said to them

man she has some freaky anti boobs

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Boob Nazi

Mothers who think that anyone who feeds their kids formula is an evil child-abuser who doesn't deserve to have kids.
'Excuses' such as illnesses, not producing enough breast-milk, being on certain medications etc are often looked over by the more militant nazis.
Apparently, no Boob Nazi has ever, ever made a parenting mistake. To suggest otherwise is heresy.

For such dedicated parents, Boob Nazis seem to spend an awful lot of time condemning people on LJ, and making user pics of their saggy tits and ugly brats.

"You know that LJ user, bensmommy? She thinks that making baby clothes with the slogan 'formula 4 success' is oppressing the breast-feeding mothers out there! What a boob nazi!"

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elbow boob

The act of copping a feel on a women's breast with the elbow. This act is usually very inconspicuous and is done in passing or in a crowd.

At least Jim got some elbow boob from that hot chick that just turned him down.

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Boobs Out

When a hot female is trying to impress a male and wears an extremely low cut shirt with a push up bra. Usually a very sexy by Victorias Secret Leopard Print.

"I am going to see Bret Michaels tomorrow, totally going Boobs out!!"

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Being a Boob

To be a guy named Chris; In general; To be sensitive, squishy, and similar to a bitch.

"OMG! He is being a boob!"
"Well of course! His name is Chris after all!"

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big boobs

something that doesn't count if you're short and fat.

Dude: "She has friggin big boobs! (;"
Girl: "Because she's short and fat."
Dude: "You ruin everything......"

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The Boobs of Sauron

1) A pair of breasts so foul, fell, evil, and ugly, that you swear you've seen the Lidless eye of Sauron afterwards.
2) The actual breasts of the Dark Lord Sauron.

Originally from Cambridge, MA.

"You're cousin had The Boobs of Sauron...I think he wants the ring still..."

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