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boof booth: a popular addition to any carnival; the boof booth allows patrons to enjoy the effects of their favourite drugs without the hassle of having their hands full.
Bill: Bob, I'm finally feeling the effects of this tampon up my butt but I don't know what to do with my hands.
Bob: Me neither. I feel so free! Those people are the boof booth were so nice.
Bill: Yeah I agree. Lets try to win a giant stuffed bear from the carnival games!
Bob: YAAAYYY!!
Boof chillin is the act of chilling while being high as fuck
Person 1: "What's up dawg, how ya doing"
Person 2: "I'm just boof chillin homie"
is where your significant other shoves a burger up your ass. Sometimes eating it. Most of the time it will be a hamburger considering the cheese might melt and be a bigger mess you dont want in your anus!
“babe you wanna boof da burger”
“ only if you save me some this time”
whatever tf you want it to mean
Random person: why are you the way you are
Me: Biff Boof
Boof Pounder is a transcendent being/state of mind. He (assuming that is the preferred pronoun) is an athlete who embodies the spirit of whodunitry, girthquakes and pounding. His list of accolades is second to none and would make 90s Jordan, 2000s Tiger and 2050s Brady blush. Known internationally for his accomplishments as an athlete, it is also worth noting he is a worldclass cocksman. Even more impressive than his athletic feats, is his maneuverability around potentially dangerous venereal diseases.
Accomplishments:
1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle
"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"-Dad
"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son
"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad
Will do sexual service for drugs or for money for drugs. See also COKE Whore, junkie whore, Crack whore, fet fiend,
Pass me the narcan,, Fetty Boof over here turning blue
So, boofing liquid cannabis is the act of utilizing cannabis oil in a syringe and shooting it up your rectum. It’s a very fast and intense high. You definitely need to get your snacks fast and get yourself to the couch or bed to chill as it hits fast. It’s so, so satisfying.
It’s been a VERY stressful week. Time to start boofing liquid cannabis to kick off the weekend. Oohhhh! Ahhh! Yassss!