Brian Hicks is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 2.38 meters in height. Subject shows very little muscle mass, with preliminary analysis of body mass suggesting mild malnutrition. Arms are grossly out of proportion with the rest of the subject's body, with an approximate length of 1.5 meters each. Skin is mostly devoid of pigmentation, with no sign of any body hair. Brian Hicks is normally extremely docile, with pressure sensors inside its cell indicating it spends most of the day pacing by the eastern wall. However, when someone views SCP-096's face, whether it be directly, via video recording, or even a photograph, it will enter a stage of considerable emotional distress.
I heard on the news last night there was a Brian Hicks sighting in Batesville,Arkansas
Will goof, boof, and speak the truf. Perm Brian comes out when the party needs some energy and will call you out if you ain’t ratchet enough. Warning: may cause loss of sleep
Oh shit, Perm Brian coming out to play. Get them pinkies ready
A open-hand clap, in which all the fingers are slapped together. When performed right, it can create destructive seismic waves and disturb all surrounding environments. However, to date, the only person who can perform such technique is Brian.
"Wow that performance was amazing, it really deserves a Brian clap."
"Too bad Brian isn't here! ):"
The person who dropped his ART kit on the floor and has to wipe it like a lil bitch
Why got water on floor, Did you do a Brian Lee Koon Peng?
The act of philosophically sleeping on the floor. Typically a person engaged in brianing places thier forehand on ones jawline.
You were brianing so hard last night.
Cleanse your brian pretty much means stop thinking dirty or don't be so thirsty
Dude, cleanse your brian, she's taken
(noun) : the supreme ruler of the grand marketing scheme also known as Grand Canyon University.
the man who builds private schools in shitty areas and calls it a service to the public
the current president of GCU
*playing quiplash on jackbox: question- what is a sexy name to call someone*
Guy #1: Brian Mueller
Guy #2: isn’t he the president of Grand Canyon University
Guy #1: yeah man
Guy #3 *visually starstruck*: Brian Mueller once waved hello to me in passing! he’s such a bro