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When u have an expensive haircut.
Bill: what’s the most expensive haircut?
Brayden: chemotherapy
Bill: gotcha cancer
Joe if ur name is Joe and ur bald u have cancer.
Joe u have cancer now time to be curb stomped
The crab.
Emotional, crybaby, empathize too much. Obsessed with the moon. Love hugs and being loved, but only when they feel like it.
Falls in love with the idea of love, not a person. And also, does it Everytime they watch a tv show or reads a book.
You are such a cancer, stop crying! It's a movie!
The kindest out of all zodiac signs . Lots of cancers are people pleasers . Sometimes that can be a good thing but in some cases it can get to the point where they lie . Cancers are by far the best zodiac sign . Cancers born in June are often more easily persuaded to help people and know how to read situations properly. On the other hand cancers born in July do have Gemini tendencies and are selfish in situations when they feel the other person involved is unworthy of something.
Cancers are the worst and best of the zodiacs
a really bad sickness, but for dutch people its also a swear word