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1.One who strokes chodes; 2.often used as a derogatory term, not always literal AKA faggot
1. -"Dude, Fabio gave Mike a Handjob!"
-"WOah bruhha. Doesn't Mike have a chode?"
-"Yea! Fabio is such a chode stroker!"
2. W0w John saw the new Hannah Montana movie opening day? What a fucking chode stroker.
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Monkey chode is a small but wide hairy dick, owned by a man called Geraint, it started when geraint said that his dick was the largest primate. Someone can also have a monkeys chode if they go around on halloween dressed as a banana.
Man: hey guys, what G is the largest primate?
Geriant: My dick!!
Man: haha…you have a Monkey Chode!
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Completed by squeezing a shot of Syrup of your choice into your mouth (ie. Eggo, Log Cabin, Hungry Man, Aunt Jemima etc.) followed by a pull of Rum, then followed by yet another squeeze of syrup. The syrup coats the throat as to make the shot go down easier allowing you to consume mass amounts of alcohol.
"This party is getting lame, time to bust out the Chode Buster bithces"
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The act of sticking your wider than longer sausage into the ever wet and bubbly clam sandwich.
John: Hey you hear what Rhagava and Bridget did?
Quantavius: Nah what'd they do?
John: Dude...they totally had sex.
Quantavius: Wait...doesn't Rhagava have a chode?
John: Yea he was totally clam choding her tenderizer.
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An especially short, elongated chode, such as would be seen on an extremely fat kid. A half circle of skin that is impossible to please.
Man, G3N3RAL S1CK's Frisbee Chode is disgusting.
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Official definition for a group of 3 or more chodes (a chode being a guy who displays any non-masculine traits such as whining, bitching or kissing a girl's ass).
Equivalent to 'pack of wolves' or 'school of fish'
Gaggles of chodes are often, but not always, found wearing Henley's T-shirts
Look man, the gaggle of chodes over there. Not one of them knows how to run the train properly
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The term used to describe a person of Chinese descents genitals; this is usually rare because people of Chinese Descent most likely will have small genitals.
Chinese Male 1: Yo did you see that porno?
Chinese Male 2: Yea he has the biggest Chinky Chode in town!
Chinese Male 1: Agreed!
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