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a person who bumps chodes with another person. see "chode"
John and Timmy are Chode Bumpers
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When your poop gets mixed in with your chode hair and dries up, and gets prickly.
Ew, John has the most disgusting fucking chode cactus in the fucking world.
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(n) A person, typically a male, in your group, party, guild, etc. that has been irritating you for some time because he is a complete douchebag and/or tool.
Some think this is a medical condition caused the buildup of funk around the skin between the ass hole and the testicles.
Side Effects of this condition:
*Talking like a complete tool
*Person becomes a total douchebag
*Loss of friends
*Voice begins to sound as if a young boy is trying to *immitate a lower, more manly voice
*Cracks way too many gay jokes
*Likes it in the butt
*Eyes become somewhat crossed
*Lacks the ability to produce legitimate come-backs
*Tries to be a 'bro', but fails miserably
*Sucks more dick than your girlfriend
*Fails at life
Man, fuck you RJ! You're such a chongling chode!
Dude, that RJ kid is the biggest chode chongler I've ever seen.
Have you met that dude RJ? Talk about you're typical chongling chode.
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The act of stiring someones alcoholic drink with their penis.
(At a party)
Zebadiah: Dude Code Red I can't find any stir sticks for my Jack with Coke.
Allen: Don't worry Bro I have a solution give me the drink
Zebadiah: Dude your a life saver
Allen:(pulls down his pants Zeb gives his thumps up and Allen jams his penis into the drink pulling a Chode Stir )
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Chode Bload is a versatile action verb. It means to ruin, to own, to humiliate, to annihilate, to emasculate, to completely destroy, or to fall woefully short of a goal due to unforeseen circumstances. Similar to, but less grandiose and more vulgar than epic fail. This term was first coined by a former member of the ISSJHSS, in early January of 2006 when The University of Texas Longhorn football team shocked the world and chode bloaded the University of Southern California Trojans in the Rose Bowl. Works best in sports discussions.
After Texas won, I screamed to all the haters, "You have been chode bloaded, I saiddddd!"
You think dets bad? Rememba tha time we had five people simultaneously working to get Finals tickets and we all got chode bloaded?
When the Spurs beat the Lakers in six in 2003, the Lakers were so chode bloaded that Kobe Bryant and Derek Fisher actually started crying.
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A sweet soup made of sweat that has come off of the area between your rectum and your nutsack.
Waiter, there is a hair in my chode soup!
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a group consisting of at least 5 chodes, when their powers combine, they become the megachode. Their bond is one of the strongest bonds possible because of the short and thick nature of the members.
Soo Jonny i hear u wanna be part of the chode crew. Well your going to have to earn it u stubby mother fucker.
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