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When you know that shit doesn’t feel the same with one, but you’ve slipped one past the goalie in the past and you can’t tell her the last time you got your shit tested so she’s super gay about it and makes you wear a condom.
"When was the last time you got tested?"
"No clue."
"And you're already a dad?"
"Yes."
"Looks like we go a condom conundrum on our hands here."
One day in grade 5 a boy brought a bag full of cherry flavored condoms to school, he thought it was his lunch. He put a condom over the water fountain and it was never used until the next year
Shrek: is that a cherry condom donkeee
Donkey: yahh it is
Shrek: can I suck you with it on?
Donkey:ohh yes
A condom that will be the nicest, softest, condom of all time. WILL LISTEN TO ALL COMMANDS
Girl: TO HARD!! Man: Okay Ill just use my Canadian condom
a kickass skateboard trick that involves a 360 ollie and a 180 kickflip
A condom filled with golf balls. Cheaper than buying a wavy dildo.
Girl my Golf Ball Condoms works better than my dildo.
word used to describe those cotton leggings that ALL inner-city females wear
Her dry condom pants were so tight, you could see her granny panty line.
Condom snorting is when one person (typically stupid teenager) snorts a condom up their nose and pulls it out of their mouth. This was a popular challenge in 2013.
Alen did the Condom Snorting challenge and choked