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Cooper is an helpful friend, who despite knowing girls, never wants to get a girlfriend. He can be helpful with dating advice, but sometimes stubborn. Cooper loves trying to trick his friends into saying dumb stuff on a recording, and he is amazing at getting horrible photos of his friends.
Cooper! Stop taking pictures of me!
I got some weird looks from Cooper Offman yesterday.
someone who looks exactly like ash stymest.
Hey, is that ash stymest?
Nah, it's just jordan cooper
when someone takes a big sip of someone else’s drink, often planting their mouth across the entire lid
she took a cooper sip of my drink
To cloop in your coop so bad you need to cooperate to the hoards of unwieldy fowl about to peck your eyes out if you don't cooperate and sign this contract right now and submit to cockscrocksLMT immediately
Cooperate;
You: Dear god
Fowl: The harvest has come
You: OKAY FUCK I'LL SIGN YOUR DAMN CONTRACT I'LL STOP FONDLING YOUR EGGS
The most unfunny, un-dope, uncool, and un-sexy person there is. Usually a person who plays guitar and is 4’11.
Friend: “Man, did you see Trooper Cooper the other day? He was looking rough”
Me: “Yea, but when does he not!”
Cooper Smit is the worst person you will ever meet, he will brake ever window he can and if he can he will try to rape you.
Cooper Smit is a cunt