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Crusty nan

a nan who has crusty hair, makeup that is not blended and has bingo wings

person 1: “have you seen Ava’s nan?”
person 2: “i know she’s literally the definition of a crusty nan

by smellywelly16 April 17, 2022


Crusty Bellybutton

When you pull out and nut in their bellybutton.

I gave her a crusty bellybutton

by 2oo July 13, 2021


Crusty Bumpkin

Hollie Boukadakis

Quit being such a crusty bumpkin.

by Faggotsrgay April 29, 2019


crusty dickhat

Having a dry ass foreskin, usually cracks.

shit man i got a crusty dickhat

by CrazyCoolGuy December 26, 2015


Crusty Corkskrew

A dude who finishes of but dont wash

Charley: Hey you should go out with my friend Justin.
Chick: Nah you didnt know everyone knows about his crusty corkskrew.

by Dickshinary69slutz January 7, 2018


russian crusty

When your friend Vlad launches a cumshot into your moustache and it hardens overnight getting crusty.

Phil woke up with another Russian Crusty after Vlad's party last night.

by ibangurmum! August 21, 2018


crusty vim

Wehn ur done with some nigga's shit so u take ur shit and rub it against Vim's Ballacks. Which then u shove into said person's face

"Fuck off bitch before I crusty vim you"

by TSmTheArrow March 1, 2016