a nan who has crusty hair, makeup that is not blended and has bingo wings
person 1: “have you seen Ava’s nan?”
person 2: “i know she’s literally the definition of a crusty nan”
When you pull out and nut in their bellybutton.
I gave her a crusty bellybutton
Having a dry ass foreskin, usually cracks.
shit man i got a crusty dickhat
A dude who finishes of but dont wash
Charley: Hey you should go out with my friend Justin.
Chick: Nah you didnt know everyone knows about his crusty corkskrew.
When your friend Vlad launches a cumshot into your moustache and it hardens overnight getting crusty.
Phil woke up with another Russian Crusty after Vlad's party last night.
Wehn ur done with some nigga's shit so u take ur shit and rub it against Vim's Ballacks. Which then u shove into said person's face
"Fuck off bitch before I crusty vim you"