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He who is like Napoleon, short and crazy.
Thunder Dan conquered the tennis court.
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some year 9 kid called Dan Eason. every1 calls him fat dan because he is on the large side. this is because his mum has been fattening him up ready to eat him in the great year of 2010. He is the biggest bam margera bummer ever (i got nothin agaist bam, but this kid needs to remove his small bent excuse for a dick from bams ass and return it to his pickle jar) in conclusion fat dan is a cunt and he invites people round to his house to get drunk (the brookstar mainly, when he was friends with him), they barf all over his house then his mum has a shitfit coz they barfed on his new sofa. wot a pussy.
brookstar: haha its fat dan
fat dan: meh
coop: i love you dan
brookstar: ur fucking gay coop n im gonna bang u
coop: *shits self yet again.... jesus that kid has problems*
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a lame ass guy who is obsessed with lifting weights, otherwise known as getting HUGE.
Did you see afghan dan in the gym yesterday, his arms were freakin HUGE! I swear, he thinks he is the hulk, no lie.
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A high-class cocktail consisting of Jäger, pineapple juice, and a lemon wedge. Shaken not stirred.
I bought that hottie across the bar a dan adams. Maybe that's why she barfed all over the table.
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Dan is the beast from the east is a fantastic drummer and will make love all night long. There's no way Dan Pay will do ya. He is normally chilaxed but will go off at any moment this, is Dan Pay
Dude, is that Dan Pay! I heard he had sex with 3 girls last night and made them all squirt! Is that even possible!!?!?!
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