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big ass american black dick 20 meters long. Much awesomer than josé's, and the best toy ofr naughty ladies
I'm jeleous of diego's dick
A dirty fucking Mexican from the gutters of Monterrey, you can find him feigning for dab and freeloading in the slums of hunters crossing, he always smells like tacos el pastor and dresses like a early 2017 BDD with less fashion sense
Wow diego barcenas fucking sucks!
When you kiss someone while on the toilet
“She was literally in the middle of shitting when she asked me to kiss her, first time I’ve ever pulled a San Diego thank you
The hottest guy I know. I love him so much he is the nicest person ever. I hope I never ever ever have to stop talking to him. He means so much to me it’s not even funny. I love you cutie 😘
Girl 1 “I wish I had someone like Diego <3in my life.”
Me “but ya don’t bitch fuck off.”
When a girl is giving you oral and starts using teeth, instead of telling her to stop you grab a basketball and hit her in the head with it.
Charity was giving me top, it was so bad I had to use The Diego tactic.