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The act of taking a shit on one's doorstep ringing the doorbell and running like hell.
"Dude what did you do to make that guy pissed off?" "I decided to go on a little Ding Dong Shit run!"
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When your poop is long as a penis.
Ryan: " Dood, i'm going to slap your butt so hard until your poopy shlong dong comes out!"
Bobby: " Whut?"
A martial arts technique for Nunchucks wherein the person uses one hand to protect their Dong (Penis) and the other hand firmly grasps the nunchucks and in one motion swings the nunchucks over their head like their life depended on it.
Popularized by the Showtime TV show WEEDS
Your in a forest surrounded by the enemy... The enemy inches in closer. When they are just inches away you invoke the Dong High Defense.
What is that?
YOU PROTECT YOUR DONG AND THEN YOU SWING LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!
A nasty - but fortunately fictional - venereal disease mentioned in dirty jokes; which causes one's dong to rot and fall off after a few days.
"You Western doctors always want to cut, cut, cut! No need! That not how we treat Hong Kong Dong. You wait two, maybe three days, he fall off all by himself."
Ding Dong Dino is the best species of dinosaur you could (if your lucky enough) ever come across. This animal was discovered by a group of girls in 2020. As it is quite new, not many people know about it. A 'Ding Dong Dino' is a very unique and special creature, and is just like a human! Always there to hug you and put a smile on your face when you need it :) It is the kindest and cares for every loved one. To everyone reading this: a ding dong dino is that creature you would want as you're spirit animal.:) Just work for it ;)
Me: Omg! You are JUST like a Ding Dong Dino!
Friend: *offended* I am NOT a ding dong!!
Me: No no no, ur so caring, kind, unique n special! Just like a ding dong dino :)
The act of leaving a 7 foot dragon dildo at ones door after ringing said victims door bell.
Brad broke up with his girlfriend so her friends decided to Ding Dong Dick him.