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(Noun) One who wears Affliction and or Tap out clothing.
Usually thinks very highly of themselves.
Criss Angel is the ultimate Bro Douche
someone/something that is worse than a douche bag
He's so awful he's not a douche bag- he's a douche sack
Thin barely mustache frequently found on prepubescent boys who want to feel manlier than they actually are.
"Dude, I didn't shave yesterday or today"-Guy 1
"I can tell, you totally have a douche-stache right now"-Guy 2
An ungodly hour of the night. Generally considered to be between the hours of 2 AM and 6 AM, or whenever one would not want to be woken up.
What the hell are you calling me for, it's douche o'clock in the morning!
A arrogant retard, self absorbed happy go lucky pretty boy that is hated by all who always seems to be around.
Damn! Fucking Todd is here again! That douche-kadoodle could be a bastard child of Snookie and "Mike" The Miz. Find a lot of them on the Jersey Shore, Hamptons, Miami, stupid or flashy clubs/bars and high schools/ colleges
When someone disputes a purchase or service for some stupid reason.
That guy had a real douche dispute. He called in to demand free pizza because there were only 30 pieces of pepperoni on his pizza.
“I want to have all my money back from this flight, it was delayed by 45 minutes.”
“Ma’am, we were in the middle of a blizzard, you’re lucky your flight was even able to leave. If you want to continue with this douche dispute, I will be forced to disconnect this call.”
A passive agressive negotiation between two witless self-absorbed under-qualified middle managers who possess no real power in the grand scheme of their employment hierarchy.
These executives are bogged down in a major game of douche poker over digital rights.