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douche bag

1) An individual with an inflated self-esteem who is deeply deficient in social skills. They laugh loudly at their own jokes, quote themselves repeatedly, and are never as entertaining to others as they are to themselves.
2) ER physicians

That doctor is such a douche bag.

by FP Resident December 23, 2005

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Bro Douche

(Noun) One who wears Affliction and or Tap out clothing.
Usually thinks very highly of themselves.

Criss Angel is the ultimate Bro Douche

by Kelloggfu!@er March 7, 2010

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douche-stache

Thin barely mustache frequently found on prepubescent boys who want to feel manlier than they actually are.

"Dude, I didn't shave yesterday or today"-Guy 1

"I can tell, you totally have a douche-stache right now"-Guy 2

by dr ew April 18, 2009

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douche sack

someone/something that is worse than a douche bag

He's so awful he's not a douche bag- he's a douche sack

by T Locrto October 24, 2009

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Skittle Douche

noun- The reference to making one's vagina taste like the rainbow or become brightly colored.

Adj. describing someone who is sweeter than a regular douche bag.

OMG babe your vagina taste like the rainbow did u use a Skittle douche!?

adj. Your my little skittle douche :)

by sadddpanda May 30, 2011

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Douche Poker

A passive agressive negotiation between two witless self-absorbed under-qualified middle managers who possess no real power in the grand scheme of their employment hierarchy.

These executives are bogged down in a major game of douche poker over digital rights.

by NYC Magoo July 12, 2013

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Colonel douche

Someone who has mastered the art of douche and is rewarded a high military rank for no reason...just to emphasize how big of a douche this certain person is.

this guy is a colonel douche

by Luke Cormier June 7, 2006

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