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The act of having a mad case of the pre-poop farts. Where the gassy air gathers so heavy in your underpants, as you finally pull them down and sit to BM, your face is in the exact spot your bundle of farts were as you pulled down your pants. Hence no fresh air and resulting in a self dutch oven.
Scott: Phil man that ice cold draft beer last night has loaded me with air.
Phil: Me too. Those wings have done a hellish number in my lower abdomen as well.
Scott: Ditto bro I was farting so bad running from my car to the rest stop bathroom, the release was so great I didn't even care I gave myself a massive self dutching.
When two people sit face to face, one on the others lap and defecate into the toilet basin at the same time, legs spread in all four directions forming a windmill.
“Hey Gaz are you going to be long in there, I’m touching cloth here mate?”
“Sorry buddy I’m having a real battle with this one, I’ll be a while yet, but feel free to come on in and Dutch windmill with me if you can’t wait any longer.
A term made up by horny ex-Mormons trying to get their wives to try anal.
“Yo Brigham, ever since I left the church, I Ben trying to hit the back door. I told my wife that it was either anal or Dutch carpentry…she chose anal.”
1. A slang language only lesbians speak.
2. A code for lesbians to figure out if another woman is gay.
"Hey Kathy can you speak Norwegian Dutch,"
"No I'm straight but thanks for asking!"
When a woman is fisted by someone with a wooden shoe on their hand
“Things got a little crazy last night, and after some absinthe she let me slip her the Dutch Nanny…”
The act of farting in a bottle and then putting the lid on and thus storing the stench for later use.
Ed H just opened his dutch thermos
When two people are 69ing under the covers. You finger each others assholes, fart, remove fingers and rub any shit/ass scent under eachothers noses.
This is a hybrid move of the Dutch Oven and the Dirty Sanchez.
"Last night we gave eachother a Dutch Mexican."
"Damn you smell like you just came from having a Dutch Mexican"
"Have you ever participated in a Dutch Mexican?"
"No Dude, that's gross."