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The most perfect superb most mythical being to roam the earth. TH contour handsomeness blinds the eye by one look. The beauty in the brains caresses and simplifies the outside by the contour of person and being. Most handsome and long i mean loving and caring and beautiful and sweet and kind and intelligent and beautiful Jackson William Edward Frick is more than just one trust.
J.W.E.F: Who is the most perfect superb most mythical being to roam the earth?
Beautiful and really pretty girlfriend: Jackson William Edward Frick!
Side chick: I agree.
He is a mega bitch
Lloyd Edwards needs to suck a cock
The best 3rd wave ska band. Totaly pwn Slip Restaurant. ;)
Edward's Buzzer gives me an erection.
The ultimate ladies man. We call him the female whisperer. When he whistles, he sounds like a mockingbird. He has the biggest feet. Girls want to suck his toes. He looks like the person that would get face tattoos.
He is John Edward
A semi introvert. A cold person at first. He doesn’t talk much and doesn’t give a damn to others. He’s quiet and mysterious. You will not see him in crowded and loud places. But once you know him and he gives his trust to you, he’s the most fun person to be with.
He’s a jokester. He loves to laugh with the persons he trust the most. A great friend, always giving a helping hand.
John Edward is very caring. He’s the most loving person you’ll ever meet. If by any chance you’re in a relationship with John Edward, he will make you feel like a queen with a real king.
He loves to be in a serene place with his girl. Physical touch is his love language. Caress him and surely he’ll go crazy. Love him 100 percent and he’ll give you 1000% love back.
He loves his little girl/bebe/laloves/lovebug so much.
John Edward is one of a kind.
John Edward is for keeps.
Little girl is so blessed to have him.
You’re so lucky with your boyfriend! He’s so John Edward!
A song by the best band of all time, mom jeans
Person 1: what's ur favorite mom jeans song?
Person 2: Edward 40 hands
A person carrying two pizzas, one in each hand. Usually a restaurant employee, but this can also a apply to a regular person performing the same action, if this name is given them by a friend.
"Nice going, Edward Pizza Hands."
"Hahahaha, look at Edward Pizza Hands over here."