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The best of lovers. Nothing can hold a candle to the love they have for each other. They grow and love and learn together. They are bonded throughout time and space.
Sarah Eli and David Chandler are the best of lovers. They are comfortable with each other in every way, almost as if they are one.
Eli is the guy who lives out the country and you really like ! He usually is tall handsome and Russian.
Eli is the guy that’ll break your heart
Girl: omg Eli mihalevich you are breaking my heart pls come back!
Eli the shithead is a 7th grader at JFK Middle school who loves rubber bands. He also is very very stinky. He goes to the bathroom to go shit twice every single period.
ELI! THIS IS YOUR 5TH TIME TODAY, GO TO YOUR SET
Eli, stop taking my rubber bands!
Eli the shithead, get away from my rubber bands!!
Eli, stop shitting on the desk!
Well known community trooper, appears often in Liriks stream.
Eli thompson: Need a ride mr. barksdale?
Avon: oh fuck!!
An assist where the pass had little to no affect on if a point was scored, yet still receives an assist.
Teammate scored & still got an assist even though you last touched the ball 10 seconds ago? Call it an Eli Assist.
When someone is credited an assist even though it has been a significant amount of time has passed when they were last a part of the play.
“Dude, it was 10 seconds since you last touched the ball. How’d you get an assist still?”
“I think that’s one of those ‘Eli assists.’”
Adam : who’s your favorite emo boy ?
me : eli goldsworthy duh