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Protagonist of a 2016 Disney show called Slugterra, where he kidnaps and abuses innocent slugs and uses them as ammunition to fight off capitalist pigs that want to enslave the underground world and abuse more innocent slugs.
Working more than 24 hours of overtime
Yea Boss had me fucked up if he was thinking I was gonna take an Eli Shift
Destined to be together, perfect couple and will get together soon. Soulmates and they would look great together (no other option)
Macey and Eli are so cute together
Eli is such a squinky. He is funny and goofy, but very unsure of himself at times. He is humble, loyal and altogether quite charming. Eli will listen to every word you say and could repeat it verbatim. Once friends with Eli, you become family
Man Eli is such a nice guy, to bad that girl hit him...
The one and only Eli is such a squinky.
Man Eli is such a nice guy, to bad that girl hit him...
A guy with a very small male organ that does not grow no matter how much tugging is done to it.
Ken: Dude did you see that girl's reaction after she and Eli Splean made it?
Joe: Yeah, she laughed at him after. I hear she couldn't even feel it.
Ken: Poor Eli, it's never going to grow...