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A little midget turd who goes by toods. His penis is quite small and known and battery cock. If you see this nigga, runš.
Have you seem that nigga eric polhemus. Yea, hes got a battery cawk.
That one autistic kid in the corner of the room.
hey look at that Eric Simmons!
Eric is a dry person, in a voice call with friends at midnight up to 4 am. Has friends who are girks and complains that he wants boy friends. Plays roblox but his avatar looks nooby. Discord pfp is very dpressing and dark. Sounds like corpse husband at night. Complains that he is board and always says āreasonsā.
Who is Eric? Heās a dry person.
He's the kind of guy that tries his best at things, sarcastic, absent-minded, and dense. Kind to everybody even people who probably don't deserve it. His wonderful eyes are very beautiful. A dark coffee and very large, a gentle giant and a troll at the same time. He jokes at inappropriate times, says the wrong things to people, but is always honest to people. No matter the situation, would rather be brutally honest than lie. A nerd, who spends his time playing League of Legends, and Contemplating Life. He's the kind of guy you would want to be best friends with. Dense with feelings although, will not understand things unless properly explained. Stupid in common sense ways, a genius in book smarts. Too innocent to make moves on girls while also being a pervert at the same time. He's the most confusing, infuriating being anybody has ever met. But that's what we love about him.
Person 1: "What kind of guy is Eric?"
Person 2: "Eric is the type of person to be depressed and lookup someone else's urban dictionary definition for him and edit it slightly to make it more accurate about himself"
Eric has the fattest horse cock known to man kind. People ask him how long he can go but in reality his shits touching the floor!
Damn look at that horse cock
Yeah thatās a eric
A guy whoās experienced EVERYTHING.
Hey that happened to my buddy Eric once