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Evan Peters

a god from the heavens above. He is a man that is so sexy he can make any girl melt like a ice lolly. WHY IS HE SO GORG. i couldn't explain. His sexy body features drive all women mad. He could make a homophobic white ass man gay and make him go on all fours and bark that is how delicious he is.

women: Have u seen that new sexy pic of evan peters
staright old white man: yes HE IS SOOOOOO SEXY *moans cutely*

by Evanissexy February 19, 2024


Evan Peters

Evan Peters. The most adorable guy ever.

He’s like the human version of an m&m ! Or a teddy bear!

“Hey who’s your crush?”
Evan peters 🙄”
“But you’re a guy!”
“And?”

by January 20, 2023


evan peters

the hottest most sexiest person who inhabits this planet, who also has a hot personality and enough talent to light a fucking fire

evan peters is my husband.

by the whore to ur left </3 August 19, 2021

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Evan Hamilton

Sexiest man alive
Very hot

That is an Evan Hamilton over there.
You see that Evan over there (I want him).

by original_hams April 15, 2024


Evan Beetle

WELL HUNG

Hey evan beetle

by NotNinjaTSM March 21, 2019


Evan Doty

What a chad

OMG! Look Dildo Dylan it's Mechanical Matt and Evan Doty. Or you could call them, small Chad and drastically taller Chad!

by bronchisourish April 4, 2022


evan sais

He is an awesome person who have a big penis.

Your such an Evan sais

by Jac is the November 23, 2016