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Some effeminate person whose lubrication of choice is a good old fashioned tub of petroleum jelly. Popularised by Miles from This life, a show about a bunch of half cut workshy whinging lawyers.
Julian Clairy is a prime example of a vaselined arse fairy. He rubs so much vaseline ® around his crack that chaffing is seldom a problem.
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Fairy Tail Syndrome is a state of mind of which a person is experiencing life from the inner workings of their own mind. They feel trapped, alone, sad, and not sure how to react to the world around them. On the outside, they are on auto-pilot. All they want is someone to come and safe them.
Fairy Tail syndrome can appear after a traumatic experience, such as the death of a loved one.
People can be in this state for days, months, or even years.
After my Aunt died, I had fairy tail syndrome for a month.
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A gay man who supports homosexuality.
Harvey Milk the former San Francisco board of supervisors was a sugar plum fairy until he was taken off the shelf.
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a person that rides a love boat (ryan) aka FBR
ryan was being a fairy boat rider when he was on a boat and was in love
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A sex move were 2 people dress up as fairies and have vigorous and sweaty sex. This could be love or hate sex and will always hurt.
Me: "Bro me and my girl was doing fuck me fairy and I gave her a heart attack and she died"
Friend: "That's hella tuff. You really did it that hard?"
Me: "Yeah bro go big or go home., but might go to jail for life.
Friend: "F"
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A book filled with imaginary stories that some people for some reason believe. Also causes wars. AKA the Bible.
Fred: I love the Bible! It teaches us such great thing!
Bob: You mean like how to start wars?
Fred: Exactly! I don't care how true that is I will always believe in The Book Of Fairy Tales!
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The Epic Fap Fairy is an elusive (and possibly non-existent) magical creature that lurks on teh internets, waiting to cyber with you on anonymous chat sites.
Not to be confused with your standard camwhore, EFF is the perfect imaginary girl. She's ridiculously hot, and would love nothing more to help you enjoy your hand.
Be warned, you should never ask the Epic Fap Fairy for a picture, because as legend states, if anyone ever sees her, she will cease to exist, and then legions of omegletards will be forced to asl in vain forevermore.
Stranger: looking for a girl who wants to show me her boobs
You: oh, you mean the epic fap fairy?
You: you'll never see her
You: if anyone does, she'll stop existing FOREVER!
You: srsly.
You: O_O
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