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n. A fart with a lot of juice in it.
Ladies and gentlemen, for your own safety please stand back; I'm ready to release an electric fart here.
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another term for the word queef, or when a women lifts her leg and gas shoots out her pussy causing a fart out of her front. Also after sex with massive loads, women tend to let out a pretty loud front fart.
I blew a massive load in this broad and after she let out the biggest front fart that i have ever heard.
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when u drop a trump that smells of egg
do a big, big, eggy fart
That eggy fart she just did made my eyes sting
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When you are driving somewhere and smell a fart but realize it is some stank smell emanating from the streets and going through your air vents. So then you try and make the air vents recycle air instead and come to another realization that the fart smell that entered your car in the first place is now just recycling back into the same air. So then you shut off the air all together and yet again realize that the faster you drive the more air comes in even though the vents are shut off. Damn it that really grinds my gears.
Me: The fuck, did you just fart?
Person: Nah man that shits coming from outside.
Me: Ah shit your right, I mean we are driving on the New Jersey turnpike which is known for having street farts.
A person that partakes in the act of farting in to a cupped hand and throwing it.
Tom thought to him self why it smelled like a fart even though he had not farted. He then remembered that across the room was Jim, and that Jim was a known Fart Slinger.
A piece of 3-ply toilet folded in half at least four times and inserted between the buttocks to protect underwear in times of messy flatulence.
Gareth was glad he used a fart nappy towards the end of his illness... Just in case
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A fart of any duration which ends on a higher note than it started, therefore giving it the air of a question.
''Hey dude, did you say something?''
''Sorry mate, it was just an Aussie fart.''