Fake it February

The No Nut November for girls. Girls must go 28 (or maybe 29) days without having an orgasm.

Rules:
1. No orgasams

2. Feel free to fake it

Bf: sorry babe it’s No Nut November

Gf: whatever just remember I’m doing Fake it February

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February 21

National lick the bottom of someone’s shoe day, a day where you lick the bottom of any shoe that is owned by someone.

Person 1: Hey man, it’s February 21st, do you know what that means?
Person 2: No, what does it mean exactly?
Person 1: It’s national lick the bottom of someone’s shoe day, now take off your shoes.

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February 2nd

If you were born on this day your friends get to slap you across ur face

Hey maura cameron it’s february 2nd and National slap day.

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February 1st

National Harry Styles Day. A day dedicated to Harry Edward Styles.

Happy February 1st

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February 24

The most annoying sister/brother was born on this day. If you have a sibling born on this day be prepared to be annoyed.😑

“My sister was born on February 24 and now she never stops annoying me!”

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February 10

Nation suck a dick or have sex day!

On February 10 ask someone, “Hey you want to suck my dick it’s February 10?”
On February 10 someone might ask you, “What day is is?”

“February 10”
“ok so see you tonight!”

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February 22

National Clover’s Birthday 🎂

Person: Hey what day is it?
Me: It’s February 22, National Clover’s Birthday 🎂

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