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Fuck you Friday

1. A Friday on the verge of a stellar weekend ruined by an unfortunate event.

2. The best damn rock band founded by a Renson.

Your boss throws you a last minute project that needs to be completed before Monday. (Usually salvaging their own weekend at the expense of yours!)

The Stock Market makes an unexpected jump or plunge on what should be a relatively quiet day and you miss the action!

The Weather (Especially if you live in the North East...never fails)

You name it...if it's the end of the week and a kick to the balls....it's a
Fuck You Friday!

by Duke Shivance Shivance June 13, 2008

21πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Bon Jovi Friday

When you have Friday off from work and you just fuck around all day Thursday.

"Hey Jeff, we have Friday off before the weekend, so let's bring some beers to the office and have Bon Jovi Friday."

by Gronlandic November 12, 2008

221πŸ‘ 116πŸ‘Ž


dress up friday

A declaration of independence from dress down Friday.
Instead of suit and tie, everyone seems to have jeans with some sort of colorful t-shirt.
This defeats the purpose of heterogeneity.

To avoid this, you dress up to stand out and achieve personal relief that you look different then all the other people.
Thus, achieving the original intention of dress down Friday.

Worker 453:
Hey everyone, look at that square Jonas sporting a tie!

Worker 264:
*smile and nod* dress up friday, amigo.

by T. Polkinghorne July 18, 2008

38πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Friday night lights

A annoying Instagram caption all the girls use when they post themselves on insta at football game. (In reference to a football movie)

Caption: friday night lights with my bestie ❀️

by StudentOfAHighSchool September 8, 2018

25πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Five way friday

Having sex with five people, on a friday

"Damn, I can't wait for five way friday"

by Phil Bailey April 14, 2005

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


free slap friday

Free slap Friday is when you can have a free slap to someone’s Ass on a Friday

(Boy Slaps Ass)

Girl: HEY WTF DUDE
Boy: FREE SLAP FRIDAY

by Kbuckets November 24, 2017

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Tie Day Friday

The tradition of dressing up to end the week opposed to the norm of "Casual Friday." A typical Tie Day Friday outfit would include a button down shirt, dress pants or slacks, dress shoes and, of course, a tie.

Yo, we're ending the week on a high note right?" "Of course man, it's Tie Day Friday tomorrow!

by The Portmeister June 13, 2011

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž