toot fruit

Poop. Especially after farting a bunch.

Man, I thought I just had some nasty ass farts, but then I had to run to the toilet and make some toot fruit!

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fruit beer

Any of a number of alcoholic beverages which, while packaged and advertised as "beer", are actually fruit-flavored wine coolers. Examples include Mike's Hard Lemonade, Captain Morgan's Parrot Bay, and Smirnoff Twist.

That girl says she's a hardcore drinker, but all she drinks is fruit beer.

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fruit fly

A person of either gender who hangs out with homosexuals due to the fact that they are gay and seldomly for any other reason. This differs from fag hag as a hag and her fag have a true friendship.

The fag and his hag desperatly attempted to ditch the fruit flies at the club.

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fruit fly

true definition is an annoying woman who hangs around gay men solely because they are gay and therefore her fashion accessory

all of the other definitions here are simply fag hags - the crux of a fruit fly is they are annoying and will not leave you alone

ever since QAF we can't go anywhere without attracting that fruit fly

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fruit fly

the act of grabbing your dick and balls and turning them upside down. it resembles a fruit fly. while you have a fruit fly you must make a fly like noise while a unexpecting person looks at it.

"Dude i wipped out a fruit fly on Zack last night and he wouldnt look away."

"wow what a fag"

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Fruit Picking

Fruit picking is what causes lesbianism in prehistoric hunter-gather female groups. Since women traditionally stay back at the cave and go out and pick fruit while the men go hunt meat, they hang around each other alot and that leads to fun with the "fruit" and therefore to cave-women lesbianism. (Its a New Zealand thing)

"Those two over there with the fruit, they are so botch, I bet those two are fruit picking, ae" wink wink.

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fruit cake

jermarious

OH MY GOSH, is that jermarious trying to act all cool again? Damn. hes such a fucking fruit cake.

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