Google scar

(noun): To have controversial, objectionable, defamatory, or derogatory material on the internet under his or her real name. This may be self-inflicted, created by a vindictive person, or the unfortunate result of a Google twin. A Google scar may be discovered when ego-surfing. A Google scar will result in a Google burn in some cases.

My ex just gave me a Google scar on his blog. What a douchebag!

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Google Translate

A “Translator” that is never accurate

Me: “Hey google how do you say milk in japanese”

Google:ミルク(Mi-ru-ku)

Me: “You fucking garbage Google Translate I asure you thats not how you say milk”

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Google Chrome

browser that blocks npapi and its slow
just switch to other browser

#google chrome #chrome

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Beer Googles

When a drunk person is searching the internet and accidentally uses yahoo or bing, two of the lesser quality search engines, instead of Google.

I tried to find a night club online last night but I was so drunk I used yahoo.com. Beer Googles got the best of me.

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Google Chrome

Pretty much 2 people sitting next to you and watching while you browse...

I had everyone watching me on the internet at school, i felt like i was using Google Chrome.

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beer-googling

the activity of searching the web for images of (unbeknownst to the practitioner) progressively less attractive women, while under the increasing influence of alcohol.

"dude, did you fall asleep in front of the computer again? and what the hell were you looking at?"

"..."

"are you hung over?"

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pre-google

pre-google, before google.
pre-google earth era
pre-Google Earth and post-Google Earth era

pre-google earth era
post-Google Earth era

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