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When you look something up at work but the rules on using the net during working hours are a little vague...ok, you’re not supposed to use it but you really need to look it up because if you don’t it’ll drive you crazy and distract you from work so really you’re doing it for the greater good...
“What was the name of the receptionist in Ghostbusters?”
“errrr... ninja google it”
“ok, watch the door”
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A “Translator” that is never accurate
Me: “Hey google how do you say milk in japanese”
Google:ミルク(Mi-ru-ku)
Me: “You fucking garbage Google Translate I asure you thats not how you say milk”
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browser that blocks npapi and its slow
just switch to other browser
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When a drunk person is searching the internet and accidentally uses yahoo or bing, two of the lesser quality search engines, instead of Google.
I tried to find a night club online last night but I was so drunk I used yahoo.com. Beer Googles got the best of me.
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Pretty much 2 people sitting next to you and watching while you browse...
I had everyone watching me on the internet at school, i felt like i was using Google Chrome.
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the activity of searching the web for images of (unbeknownst to the practitioner) progressively less attractive women, while under the increasing influence of alcohol.
"dude, did you fall asleep in front of the computer again? and what the hell were you looking at?"
"..."
"are you hung over?"
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pre-google, before google.
pre-google earth era
pre-Google Earth and post-Google Earth era
pre-google earth era
post-Google Earth era
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