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When u find a dude hot just cus he workin out in the gym. But outside of it u prolly never would hit it.
“You got yo gym goggles on girl.”
When a girls take her period blood and draws circles around your eyes
"Dude I pissed off my girl and she gave me red goggles"
Japanese Rain Goggles was introduced by Two and A Half Men director indeed but don't you just get what it means? It means you can either do a Golden Rain or a Sperm Sprinkle without actually closing your eyes. The problem of people to understand and this server posting it is people are too afraid to admit what it actually means or play with a thought at all. Japanese were always very playful and sexually twisted. That is why Chuck Lorre used this "made up" combination !
Do it , go ahead, I am wearing Japanese Rain Goggles.
Contact lenses worn specifically for the purpose of avoiding eye irritation when performing bukkake scenes.
As seminal fluid can sting the eyes, actors wishing to avoid the appearance of pink eye are advised to wear eye protection.
"Oh Bruce, remember to pack some Japanese Rain goggles for the Hot Rods bukkake shoot tomorrow, 'cause we'll need you bright-eyed for your Army of Ass scene straight after".
The act of ejaculating in both of ones eyes during the act of masturbation.
"Hey, Ben, it's your turn to draft."
"Gimme a minute, I gave myself pudding goggles again!"
When someone goes to UC Davis and because there are so many ugly girls, starts finding mid girls to be really hot.
Friend 1: (looking at mid girl) Yo she’s bad!
Friend 2: Bro she’s mid. Take yo davis goggles off.
Similar to beer goggles. When you are a freshman (in high school or college) and everyone you meet is new and exciting, you think that people (especially of the opposite sex) are attractive, nice and/or interesting when they're actually aggressively mediocre in hindsight. Although this phenomenon is worst in high school freshmen and can actually lead to mistakes that impact the rest of one's high school life, upon acceptance to college the high school senior immediately forgets everything they learned not to do and proceeds to make the same mistakes as a college freshman (although freshman goggles usually fade within a month or two in college, while a high school freshman may wear their goggles for the entire year).
September, high school senior: "Ugh, Rafael is coming back for alumni day this week. I really don't want to see him again."
Emma, high school senior: "I can't believe you actually liked him."
September: "I had freshman goggles. I can't believe I was ever that stupid. By the way, have I told you about Dylan?"
Emma: "No?"
September: "Yeah, I met him online! We both got into the same program at X University. This is him. He's cute, isn't he? We talk like every day and we're making plans to meet up before school starts and..."
Emma: "And the cycle continues."