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A special moment in time when all the guys in a room/area simultaneously create a lie on the spot to cover up something they were all just doing. It usually happens when telling the truth would get them in trouble, and each guy takes a turn telling the lie when the last runs out of ideas. If the same lie was told by one guy, it would not usually be plausible. It's the multiple accounts that makes it magical.
Can be applied to when caught watching porn, peeping on someone, circle jerking, etc.
John: Dude, me and a bunch of friends almost got caught last night by James' girlfriend.
Jake: Oh, shit, what happened?
John: Don't worry, me and everyone else made a guy lie on the spot. It was beautiful.
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Frot guys are homosexual and bisexual cisgender men who reject all forms of anal sex and choose mainly frot (genital-genital sex). No heteronormative role-playing with internalized heterosexism. Frot guys value their intrinsic endowment for natural male-male sex that is easy, safe and healthy.
Frot guy visibility reduces both external and internal homophobia and elevates the gay/bi community.
He's not a top, bottom, vers, g0y or side. He's a frot guy.
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Simply put, a rye guy is a guy with an affinity for rye, particularly rye bread.
Don't talk shit about rye guys.
Julian: "wow nick is such a rye guy"
Eric: "wow lmao isn't that just like a soy boy"
Julian: "Don't talk shit about rye guys."
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A physically, visually attractive man. Male-specific version of "eye candy."
She freely admits it's a poorly written show, and that she only watches it for the guy candy.
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Some duck from the Don't Hug Me I'm Scared series that constantly has the worst things happen to him.
He has a bowling ball fetish...
He also has a penis named Morgan...
Person 1: You remember in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 5, when the Duck Guy got-
Person 2: I'd rather not..
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purple guy is such a sigma male. he rids the world of all the beta children and uses their soul remnants to make better animatronics. purple guy has a sigma male trillionaire grindset. i wish i could be like purple guy one day.
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What you ask other people when you hear something so stupid, you cannot properly comprehend it
English teacher: You're grammar could be improved.
Me: Is this guy for real?
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