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The act of standing someone up over and over again and giving several bad excuses.
Guy 1: hey did you hang out with that girl last night?
Guy 2: nah she lauren harrised me at the last minute :(
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A "harry potter" is not a person, but in fact an action. If you go through any of the harry potter movies or books, you will notice that the main character - harry potter cannot go 5 minutes without doing something foolish, stupid or downright embarassing.
Therefore a "harry potter" is an action that is foolish, stupid, ignorant, embarassing, funny or reflective of something harry potter would do.
E.g. of in the movie, harry potter and the goblet of fire
*Cho chang and her friends on the ravenclaw table giggle and look towards harry. Harry notices this and smiles back, only to forget to his horror that he has milk in his mouth, it spills everywhere. Laughter commences.*
Mr Psst: Hey everybody i am going to walk forward
*mr Psst falls over*
Everyone else: Dude, you just did a harry potter.
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When a person is performing deep oral sex on a male and pubic hair rests on the lips, creating a pubic hair moustache.
Last night, Jack gave Jill a Harry Douglas.
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When a penis has a lot of hair on it.
"They hung him by his harry pickle."
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A Harry Potter is when your fucking a chick from behind, and as your about to bust, you shove a stick in their asshole and yell Expecto-Patronum! Then you proceed to snap the stick off in thier ass.
Chick 1: Why'd you break up with him?
Chick 2: He broke a stick off in my ass!
Chick 3: Oh he Harry Potter 'd you...HE'S A KEEPER!
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A spin-off of the popular game “Bloody Mary”. Say Harry Carry Five Times in a mirror and a ghost Samurai will stab you in the gut with his sword.
Virgin: Man I’m too much of a pussy to play Bloody Mary
Chad: Then play Harry Carry
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A very intimate and intense sexual act performed by two uncircumcised men. Guy one pulls his foreskin back and holds it while guy two stretches his open and outward as far as possible over the head and shaft of guy one's penis. Then guy one repeats the procedure as he's releasing all of his foreskin that he was holding back tightly, pulling the opening out and as far down as possible over guy two's penis, making sure guy two's foreskin stays in place. When complete both cockheads are touching tip to tip encased inside of each others foreskin, the duel coverage combined with the moist juices starting to flow from each of them creates a suctioning effect somewhat similar to a fleshlight, helping to hold everything in place while jacking both penises as one, an effect much like that of those chinese finger "handcuffs", allowing quite a bit of masturbating action while easily staying inside of each other. The sensation is so intense that both guys will quite often ejaculate simultaneously, visually filling the foreskin coupling with so much cum you can see it swell to the point of overflow, slowly uncoupling the foreskins and savoring the warm wet sensations, working their still hard penises together with their intermingled juices...
Randy and Mickey were so overwhelmed by the intensely intimate feeling of being Harry O'd with their penises inside of each other's foreskins that they instinctively began to kiss each other deeply as Mickey worked their cocks together as one, both exploding huge loads, seeing their foreskins swell like a water balloon trying to hold all of their hot man juices. As he released their cockheads from one another he grabbed Randy's fat ass cheeks and ground his big hard cum dripping cock into Randy's bright bushy ginger pubes as he buried his nose into his sweaty pit, deeply sniffing Randy's sexy scent!"
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