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Henry Ford Lymphoma

When you become a Ford enthusiast, each Ford product you buy gradually increases the size of your lymph nodes, until every single lymph node becomes the size of a grapefruit. There is currently no known chemotherapy for Henry Ford Lymphoma, but buying a more reliable car like a Toyota can lead to remission.

"I'm about to buy my 17th F-350 Powerstroke after the engines keep blowing up and now all of my lymph nodes are the size of grapefruits!" "You my friend now have Henry Ford Lymphoma."

by Toyota2024 February 5, 2024


henry cai

doesn't meet his girlfriend for years on end.

"Oh I haven't seen my girlfriend in 5 years."
"You're such a henry cai."

by doggyuwu May 24, 2021


Kate henry

Kate henry? Oh aye w great nose. Real good I suppose

Oh aye good nose on her that kate henry

by Ehiz April 29, 2022


Richard Henry Patterson

the act of asphyxiating your partner during oral sex until 'accidental' death

I gave her the ol' Richard Henry Patterson and now I'm on trial for murder

by Richard Henry Patterson May 10, 2017


henry and micah

the best duo there is to ever exist, commonly known as either a white and black duo or mexican and black duo. they’re like the peter park and miles morales people, or playboi carti and little uzi vert

“yo did you see henry and micah” “yeah bro nobody does it better than them.”

by thejohncatcher December 7, 2022


Eli Henry

Eli Henry is the kind of guy who will always push his friends to do better in every aspect of life he’s a middle child so you know he’s gonna get that bag he wild fun and crazy but he’s freakishly smart at business not so much women tho only a strong and beautiful blond Scorpio can ground him.

That guy I met at the karate, dirtbike, paintball clue was an eli Henry kind of guy.

by EAH36 January 13, 2023


Henry Mckenna

Is a popular straight Kentucky bourbon first bottled in the early 1980s. It was bottled in bond and is 100 proof. Very sought after by whiskey enthusiasts and snobby people.

Hey young blood why don’t you give your uncle Charlie a little nip of that Henry Mckenna ?

by Western Tunesmith February 25, 2021